i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
It never really occurred to me how much someone can love a person until right now at this very moment. Thank you, so much.
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
boys are so cute and adorable when they are sleepy and they yawn and when their hair is a mess and when they run their fingers through their hair and when they smell nice and when they smile and when they breathe
how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless